This is why I LOVE being a Mom!

Taite is SO funny and always has quirky funny things to say, daily! These were just a couple from the last couple of days.

Taite- Mommy can we go to the park

Me- Maybe

Taite- No, don't say maybe!

Me- What?

Taite- Say yes please! Maybe mean no.

Me- How do you know that?

Taite- I know everyfing.

I chuckled- Oh really? Well we can probably go.

Taite-No, probably is no, JUST SAY YES....like this Yeeeeeeeeeessssssss!

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I was putting on some mascara the other day and I was startled by Taite yelling...
T-"NO!!! Mommy stop please!"

M-"Taite, what is the matter?"

T- "I don't want your eyes to pop!"

M- "Honey it is just fine, my eyes will not pop." as I resume.

T- "Stop!" she taps the mascara "The TV say this will make your eyes POP! Please don't hurt your pretty eyes!"

She must have seen some commercial, I can't think of one that promises to make your eyes pop, but that is what she got from it!

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Taite is a little obsessed with anything princess! She had SO much fun and is now obsessed with her real live princess experience watching her Aunt Beth get married last weekend! She was in heaven seeing Beth in her beautiful white dress! So she says to me today...

"Mommy, when are we going to have your wedding?"

I said, "Honey, Daddy and I already got married!" pointing to our wedding picture.

She got the absolute saddest, most heartbroken look on her face and said,

"You didn't wait for me?"

I tried to explain that we got married before we had any kids. This did not help.

"I want to see you marry Daddy, the handsome Prince! Did Oma get to go? I need to be there."

She literally cried for 20 minutes.

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In the car today, Ellery and Bailey were saying how unfair it is that girls don't get to play football. I started to tell them that Jenna Lisonbee and I used to play with the boys at recess. I said, "My friend Jenna and I,"

I was rudely cut off by Taite saying, "Oh Mom......you don't have any friends!"

Nice.