Don't you love when the store clerk is kind enough to help you. Well Taite says to this wonderfully helpful clerk, "Excuse me Sir, excuse me sir..." (pronounced essss-c
ooze me sirrr, with a thick heavy lisp!)
The clerk turns rather quickly because maybe
A)
SHE didn't appreciate being called Sir, &
B) because Taite was poking her on her upper arm, right where she had a big butterfly tatoo.
Taitem, still jabbing her finger into the woman's arm, says, "Excuse me sir, why you do that?" (she begins now to tap the butterfly)
"Didn't your Mom tell you not to color on your arm?"
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Bailey came home quite worked up yesterday as she hopped off the bus. "MOM!!! Joshua came and sat next to me on the bus."
"Oh that is great Bay."
"No, it is not! He came and sat by me and then said, "Bailey, guess what! Boys private parts are called
GONADS!""
I almost choked as my first reaction is to laugh at that word. But then I don't want my 5 year old using that term so became serious. "Oh no, that is not a good word. Don't ever say that word....what did you do?"
"I
KNOW that is a bad word Mom! I said "That is
INAPPROPRIATE!" Then I moved 3 rows away."